That's right...It happens to the best of us. See below at some of our customers who have lost their marbles,
but thanks to us they'll be in ready supply for the future times of losing their marbles. Although if they have marbles
for the future then one would have to suppose they won't lose their marbles and thus putting us out of business.
Now, having said all that, there will always be those insane really lost their marbles people who no matter how many
marbles they have, they can't remember where their marbles are much less where they went (probably back to us, we recycle).
These people suffer not from losing their marbles but from CRS-Can't Remember Sh**.
George Bush
He's our #1 customer-he's always losing his marbles. In fact, even the ones he's just purchased has already been
lost. Thanks to George, we'll be in business for years to come.
Dick Chaney
He lost his before the hunting accident. He came to us and well, lost marbles wasn't his problem, but he bought some
anyway.
Paris Hilton
Ever since she bought herself a bag she's been doing so good. And guys she's still H-O-T-T-T!
Lindsay Lohan
We tried to explain to her that her problem wasn't lost marbles and that we don't sell what she needs. She insisted and
has plenty of marbles.
Hillary Clinton
She lost hers when she stopped running for President...But after a bag...watch out world.
Bill Clinton
If only we had been in business when he was in office...'coz he definitely had lost his marbles way back then; However
as a good customer he's set for life now.
Rosie O'donnell
She lost her on the view or maybe way before then, no matter she came to us and we helped her out.
Elizabeth Hasselbeck
She definitely has a view, not ours or most of anyone else's for that fact, and because of this we just knew she lost
her marbles. After getting her marbles back...well, watch the View and see for yourself.
Donald Trump
He definitely lost his marbles when he brought Amirosa back, we felt sorry for Peirce Morgan and sent him a free bag.
The trumpster told us "You're Hired"
Britney Spears
She definitely lost her marbles, and although we were happy to sell her a bag, what she really needs is a chasity belt.
Larry the Cable Guy
All we can say here is: "Got him done"
Ron White
He said you can't fix stupid; he was right so we sent him our bag of MEGA marbles. Good luck our friend.
Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if....you lose your marbles and find them online. Poor Jeff is a redneck, yep...still not
smarter than a 5th grader...He did enjoy the marbles he got...
Bill Engvall
Having to deal with Larry so much he lost his marbles and he was saying, "Where's my sign?" We fixed him up good.
Lucille Ball
Although she's gone from this world, she showed us what losing your marbles was all about on "I Love Lucy" She
could have used a bag...God rest her soul
